(In Cape Cod where seafood is king
When Christa designs a house here's what they say)

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
It came out of a pizza oven
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
You're too close to that pizza oven

There's a lady who says the new black is orange
And she's posting her stairway to attain HGTV heaven.
When she gets there she knows, that the shows are all lame
With one renovation she can get what she desires.
Ooh, ooh, and she's posting her stairway to HGTV Heaven.